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Question: What are some unique, surreal, genius quotes!?
Preferably one that can be found written uniquely, or w/ a picture!.

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P!.S I don't even know if that is considered a quote, cause I don't know what the right word would be!. But anything like that! And links, please! Best one gets best answer!. =]Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Most people think life sucks, and then you die!. Not me!. I beg to differ!. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die!. Maybe!.
-Denis Leary

http://www!.quotegeek!.com/


"Imagination is more important than knowledge!."
-Albert EinsteinWww@QuestionHome@Com

Move on thru life, ignore the yapping of the hounds at your heels!.

Thou wast not born for death immortal bird


All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream!.

Where'er we tread tis haunted, holy ground!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I couldn't remember the exact quote and I couldn't find it in Google either:

Too seek the Buddha look within;
Within you is ten thousand flowers;
Each flower has ten thousand petals;
You should see a specialist!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If the world didn't suck, we'rd all fall off!. :)

{Quoted by another member, along time ago}Www@QuestionHome@Com

i all ways liked

Only the insane prosper, and only the prosperous may truly judge who is saneWww@QuestionHome@Com

Your thoughts are not common only if no one else could think them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

*clears throat* GOT MILK ! !Www@QuestionHome@Com

"God made food, the devil made Cooks"

James Joyce in -ULYSSESWww@QuestionHome@Com

Error is cowardice -- Nietzsche

( Don't come up with a quick retort please )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Most of us spend our lives as if we have another one in the bank!.

Ben IrwinWww@QuestionHome@Com