Why were you born?

Question: Why were you born!?
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I don't have a clue why I was born!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well, considering that I my birthday is in mid October, I am going to assume that I am, in fact, a Valentine's day baby!. That means that on Valentines day, 1983, my parents got drunk together and!.!.!.!.the biological synthesis of the sperm with the egg!.!.!.!.On October 17, 1983, my mother went into labor!.!.!. And then I went home with my brand new parents!.

There!.!.!. about as painless as I could make it!. Now lets see if I can drop that unfortunate mental image of my parents on valentines day!.!.!. and maybe I'll get some sleep tonight!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

To answer this question!. Hallelujah!Www@QuestionHome@Com

because god want to gifted to my parents something different!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

there was a time when my parents "did it" ewwwWww@QuestionHome@Com

Because my Dad banged my Mom, Lol!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

cue eye rolling!.!.!.!.
to meet and fall in love with my boyfriend/future husbandWww@QuestionHome@Com

To serve my country in the military!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

cuz my mom forgot to take the pill !Www@QuestionHome@Com

curiosityWww@QuestionHome@Com

Because my parent's had sexWww@QuestionHome@Com