Are there any guarantees in life besides death and taxes?

Question: Are there any guarantees in life besides death and taxes!?

"The only guarantee in this life is death"-Tragedy KhadafiWww@QuestionHome@Com

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Yes!. Human stupidity!.

"The depths of human stupidity have yet to be plumbed!."
-------Robert A!. HeinleinWww@QuestionHome@Com

new cars, computers, electronics, and many other products and services come with a guarantee that isn't worth the paper it's written on unless someone (a person) honors it!. God guarantees eternal life, (at least the bible says so, but God didn't sign it so I doubt you could legally hold him to promises that he made through other people) so even death isnt guaranteed!. Why would you want one anyway!. Guarantees are for people who want to be sure nothing goes wrong!. If nothing ever went wrong, life would be perfect, and boring!. It's dealing with problems that makes life interesting!. Try to immagine utopia!. Perfect in every way!. Your every need met for you!. Wish it and it is done!. It might be a fun place to vacation, but after a while my wish would be!.!.!.!. SHOW ME HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

For me, Wesley Snipes, I thought taxes were not a guarentee!.

I found out the hard way!.

Even when the IRS is abolished, it will still be like the KGB and linger around in the white colar underground!.

Taxes will never die!. But you will!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sure!.

You can be guaranteed that some religious person will promise you eternal life if you believe, and some politician will promise to reduce your taxes!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haha, that made me laugh!. "Death and taxes are inevitable in life!."

I believe that change is the only constant in life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes!.!.!.!.you are guaranteed pain and sorrow!.!.!.then only in death will you be released to a more wonderful reality!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Pain!.

Not only guaranteed, but probably essential!.

Epiphenomenal qualia and all that!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Change, but the not the kind that jingles in your pocket!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nope!Www@QuestionHome@Com

conflict!.
that is why i hate conflict, you will never get rid of it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com