If you could see your life from the perspective of your pet, how much the image

Question: If you could see your life from the perspective of your pet, how much the image of you would change!?
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A DOG’S DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

A CAT'S DIARY
-Day 983 of my captivity!.
-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects!.
-They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets!.
- Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength!. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape!.
-In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet!.
-Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet!. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities!. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am!.
-There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight!. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event!. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food!. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies!." I must learn what this means, how to use it to my advantage!.
-Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking!. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs!.
-I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches!.
-The dog receives special privileges!. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return!. He is obviously retarded!.
-The bird must be an informant!. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly!. I am certain that he reports my every move!. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love her!!!! I am crazy about her!!! She is the most ideal woman on Earth!!! No other is like her!!! Her life is like a fairy tale! She is the Princess surrounded by thousand Princes , servants, angels!

The Rabbit!Www@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.I can only think of something humorous and say I would most likely have to "pin a tail on the donkey" (meaning me)

Hope your cat is OKWww@QuestionHome@Com

what do u mean!?!? does it mean, what would you look like to ur pet!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

it probably wouldn't be anything good :]Www@QuestionHome@Com