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Question: What is the deal with Justin and Immanuel Kant!?
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"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable!.

"Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the table!.

"David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

"And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel!.

"There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist!.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed!.

"John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill!.

"Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day!.

"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle!.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

"And René Descartes was a drunken fart!.
'I drink, therefore I am!.'

"Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed!."

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i dont know why everyone is being so mean, but what do you mean with "what is the deal with!.!.!."!? And i have no idea of any relevant justin kant!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

He probably signed up for Intro to Kant at his local community college and only now discovered he's in way over his head!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER OR SOMETHINGWww@QuestionHome@Com

BUTTHOLE IN MY MOUTHWww@QuestionHome@Com