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Question: Bill clinton,hillary clinton,and al gore!?
bill clinton,hillary clinton,and al gore were in an airplane that crashed!.They're up in heaven,and God's sitting on the great white throne!.God addresses Al Gore first!."Al,what do you believe in!?"

Al Gore replies,"Well,i believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we and that we need to save the world from CFC's and that if any more freon is used,the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die!."

God thinks for a second and says,"Okay,I can live with that!.Come and sit at my left"!.

God then addresses Bill Clinton!."Bill,what do you believe in!?"

Bill replies,"Well,I believe in power to the people!.I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do!.I also believe in feeling people's pain"!.

God thinks for a second and says,"Okay,that sounds good!.Come and sit at my right!."

God then addresses Hillary Clinton!. "Hillary,what do you believe in!?"

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
"I believe you're sitting in my chair"

Is how it is suppose to end!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"I believe you're making a mistake putting Al Gore on your left!. God knows I have had more popular votes than he did (if you don't count all the caucus states!. Put Bill on your left and give me the seat of honor!."

God just laughed all the way to the convention!.

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are you a democratic!. if so, that makes sense--wanting other people to pick up the slack for you, too disinclined to even finish your own joke!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sounds like them!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sittin' in my chair!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

in my seatWww@QuestionHome@Com