Hi, I'd like to become an alien, you know, from outer space...how do I do it

Question: Hi, I'd like to become an alien, you know, from outer space!.!.!.how do I do it!?

no "become a mexican" answers!.!.!.I mean a true alien!.!.!.!.like E!.T!. or somethingWww@QuestionHome@Com

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Well, I can actually help you there!. I am originally from Jupiter, and I have lived on Mars and Saturn, among other planets!. We actually have a taxi service within the galaxy, so if you would like a ride to another planet, the way to hail a spaceship is every night to go outside and try to do something similar to what E!.T!. did when phoning home!. Just point towards they sky and scream, "[your name] phone taxi!!!!!!" If you do this every night for a month, preferably around midnight, someone should be right down to pick you up!. It takes less time is you live close to the equator, and more if you like towards the poles!. This is simply because of the route that the taxi takes to go from planet to planet!. Good luck on your journey, and in my personal opinion, Mars is a nice planet to live on, and Pluto, if you're not afraid of the dark or cold!. Maybe I'll see you on Mars next time I visit!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are but don't know it;

P!.1 - §5 Your world, Urantia, (EARTH) is one of many similar inhabited planets which comprise the local universe of Nebadon!. This universe, together with similar creations, makes up the superuniverse of Orvonton, from whose capital, Uversa, our commission hails!. Orvonton is one of the seven evolutionary superuniverses of time and space which circle the never-beginning, never-ending creation of divine perfection--the central universe of Havona!. At the heart of this eternal and central universe is the stationary Isle of Paradise, the geographic center of infinity and the dwelling place of the eternal God!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

We are all aliens from this world and universe!. To live like an alien is like knowing someday you will meet another alien from another world, always being aware for one!.

A Christian lives like an alien; always living in the "Spiritual World With God and Jesus Christ Our Savior"!. The Spiritual Word is another world to the world of the flash!. Try it! It will bring you wisdom and knowledge and enlightenment about our world and God's world!.

GOD BLESS! AMEN! SHALOM!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm sorry!. You can only preTEND to be an alien either on Halloween or by getting a job as an alien actor in a scifi production!.

Harleigh Kyson Jr!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you ARE an alien in outer space!.

all you need to do to really feel like it is go to a planet where aliens live!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

go far faaaaaaaaar away!. especially from me!.seriously what kinda question is that!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

you can go to mars, there they will see you as alien!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Go visit another planet, they would think you're an alien!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Just sleep and dream pretty lady!
The aliens will devour your beauty!
You should accept the fact that your just a cute little earthling!Www@QuestionHome@Com

you already are an alien to some other life form :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

i think your already almost there :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

in your next life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com