What is your deepest, darkest secret...?

Question: What is your deepest, darkest secret!.!.!.!?
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When I was in my early 20's (long time ago) I got drunk and I stole a jacket from a bar that had car keys in it!. I didn't know till I got half way home that the keys were in it, my, then, boyfriend thru them out the car window!. I have felt guilty for over 20 years for that!. So if that person's out there!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I'm so sorry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

First of all, just because you can't physically perceive me(anonimous) will make me want to tell you my darkest secret!.

Ok, here it is since you so desperately want to know it: I am reincarnated, I know all about my previous lives and have never told anyone fearing that I will be killed just so that I can prove I will be reincarnated!Www@QuestionHome@Com

wow people are kinda dumb!. the person spelled serial wrong!. lmao!.
weellll my deepest darkest secret eh!?!?
I dont know if anything ive done is a secret now!.!.!.
nothing is really a secret
but i guess something weird i think that no one knows is that whenver i accidentally cut myself (liek shaving my legs)!.!.!.I dont mind the pain because I love just watching myself bleed!. like i love the sight of blood!. on myself not on anyone else!. Its interesting and funni and so i start laughing!. I dont know why but it is very intruiging!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have herpes!. I've had it for nearly 40 years, been married four times and in two LTRs, and have never given it to anybody!. But the fact remains that I do have it and I keep it a deep dark secret because of the way men react when told!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I enjoy plotting revenge, and manipulating people with words, a lot!. And that kind of freaks me out!. Is that a secret!? I guess it is, because I couldn't admit it to anyone--they would think I'm a sociopath (which I'm not!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hm!.

I hide my true nature behind a series of masks custom-made to fit every situation and scenario!. I conceal myself so much and so often that even I'm not sure who the real me is anymore!.

Did you mean like that!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

If i told you it wouldn't be a deep dark secret!. Asking that is also an invasion of privacyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Something I would certainly not share publicly!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

if i told you it wouldnt be a secret anymore
you should have known better - the question sucksWww@QuestionHome@Com

I can't tell you!. It's a secret!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I can't tell you!. Ssshhhh!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You tell me your, And I'll tell you mine!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I married on the rebound, 15 years ago!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

How about this one: I'm a cereal killer!Www@QuestionHome@Com