Help!! Good Comebacks!!?

Question: Help!! Good Comebacks!!!?

So these girls at my school are always picking on my friends, but they never pick on me!?!?!!?!? I want to defend them but IDK what to say!. I have some!.!.!.

--Halloween is over, take that mask of!
--Is that a zit on your nose, or are you just growing another head!?!!?

Thats all i got, what do u think&HELP!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

yea those are ok but these area probably better!.!.!.
--Put ur attitude in the freezer and cool it off!
--I don't need a life, you need a heart/brain!
--Pardon me, but you've mistaken me for someone who really cares!
--Don't you need a license to be that ugly!!?!!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Save your breath!. you;ll need it to blow up your date!.

Stupidity is not a crime - you're free to go!.

"A closed mouth gathers no foot"

I'm trying to see it from your point of view, -
but I'm not flexible enough to get my head
that far up my butt!.

Another fart in the elevator of life!.

As confused as a hungry infant
in a topless bar!.

He who thinks by the inch,
and talks by the yard,
ought to be moved by the foot!.

If you are arguing with a fool, chances are so is he!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

if you were twice as smart you'd still be stupid

do you still love nature despite what it did to you!?

looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

why don't you check up on ebay and see if they have a life for sale!

Enjoy theseWww@QuestionHome@Com

You are the poster child for birth control!. That's my favorite!. Or you have a face only a mother could love!. That's my 2nd favorite!. But I'm not advocating stooping to their level!. Don't name call!. I would jump them instead!. You beat the crap out of them and they won't come around you or anyone you hang out with!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

ok your come backs are sorry!. never say those!. you sound pretty young!. dont get into things if it has nothing to do with you!. let your friends fight their own battles!. you dont want to stoop to those girls levels!.

my advice is if you just act like it doesnt bother you, and look at them like their stupid!. they'll eventually leave you alone!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you know, the best thing you can do is not react or respond at all!. maybe that's something you can teach your friends by being a good example!.

people who pick on other people have low self esteem and large mindless egos!. you're better than that!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The best thing that you can do is not grace these witches with a reaction!.
That's the only reason that they pick on you!. If you try to keep a calm face and ignore them, they will eventually quit!. Just don't even look at them!. Pretend that they're invisible!. It will drive them nuts!Www@QuestionHome@Com

get there mum and dads phone number in the directory and ring them you saying:
Hello!. This is Help On Babies calling, i have had a recent call from a_______( name of girl ) _____ and i have understood that she needs some help on her pregnacy or what ever!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best thing you can do is show how much more grown up you all are by taking no notice which will really bug them and they will hopefully move on to someone else in the hope that they get a reaction from someone else! Minimum effort and maximum result!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dont lower yourself to their standard!. Rather than cocky comebacks!. why not just say something like, hey thats not very nice,!. or your no better than anyone else!.!. Make them feel guilty, for what they are saying!.!.
I know that sounds nerdy, but it does work!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

YOU SHOULD SAY
"I THOUGH HALOWEEN WAS OVER! I GUESS YOU DO MAKE A GREAT WITCH!"

OR WALK BY THEM WITH UR FRIENDS AND SAY "EWWW I SMELL SOMETHING REALLY NASTY! ITS COMING FROM OVER THERE!.!.!."

LOL THATS AS DESENT AS I COULD MAKE ITWww@QuestionHome@Com

Find the leader of the mean girls and say, "Watch out girls!. She's a Man Eater"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oh Guys!!!.!.Its high time you grow outta that silly shell!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

just tell them to back the **** offWww@QuestionHome@Com

please dont use either one of those, just tell her to quit being so immature!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

do you want some cheese with that Whine!?Www@QuestionHome@Com