Why did the chicken cross the road???

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?

Plato: For the greater good!.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue!? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained!.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas!.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take!

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you!.

B!.F!. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will!.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Depends on who you ask!.

My grandpa used to say!. In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chickens!?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken you know!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one!?

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace!.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road!?
Did he cross it with a toad!?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Psychoanalysis: A memory of its reptile past surfaced and it was able to transcend its current chicken nature!.

Biological: Hunger drove it to a new forage area!.

Redneck: And behold, on the other side was beer!.

Redneck II: In a moment of panic the chicken realized it was on the NORTH side of the road!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It is not possible to the road to cross the chicken!.
Road has cross section!.
What is the need of cross the road!. Stupid chicken all ways doing like this!.
Its natural
Other chicken went that side this chicken simply followed it!.
Its not my chicken why to bother!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Since the chicken was crossing the road, apparently it had already escaped the hen house and the fence around it!. Crossing the road, so to speak, is moving from that entrapment to freedom!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The chicken just wanted to get to the other side of the road and that is why the chicken crossed the road!. Anyways, who came first the chicken or the egg!. The CHICKEN! The chicken because God created the chicken!.

GOD BLESS YOU!Www@QuestionHome@Com

bcoz!.!. better ilfe is on d arder sideWww@QuestionHome@Com

Because at some time of ones life one has to decide and take action despite the dangers that may end one,s life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

hahahahaha!!!
i love buddha's answer!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

To get the old-age pension,do you get it,you will when your 65!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"And God said, "Thou shalt cross the road" and there was much rejoicingWww@QuestionHome@Com

To show the turkey how!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Am I allowed to comment!? or can I just agree with Aristotle!?

WillWww@QuestionHome@Com

good question!! and the real answer is to get to the other side shhhhh dont tell anyone hahahahahaWww@QuestionHome@Com

LOL!

Colonel Sanders: It was drawn to my 11 secret herbs & spices!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

was that a question!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

uhh because I WAS WAITING ON THE OTHER SIDEE!Www@QuestionHome@Com