Something witty, something funny, about anything and everything, a comeback, a saying, I don't care!. Something to make me laugh, think, that would be nice!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1!. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music!. 2!.War doesn't determine who's right!. War determines who's left!. 3!.Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!. 4!.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car!. 5!.He who laughs last should do so from a safe distance!. Hope one made you laugh!Www@QuestionHome@Com I have this blind friend who left home at 18 and opened his own coffee shop and lives in his own apartment and he is so independent and I have dated him and been his guide to several places!. And one day, I asked him why and how he was so self confidant and independent and why he had never had any fear!. He told me that his grandmother had always told him, "God takes care of all babies and fools and God will always take care of you too!" I always remembered that!. It did make me laugh but it is and old saying but true too!. It is an interesting old saying too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I saw this at this site wittyfish!.com in the April 2008!. The link is below!.!. A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation in Jerusalem!. While they were there, the wife passed away!. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $ 5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $ 150!." The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home!. The undertaker asked!. "Why would you spend $ 5,000 to have her shipped home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $ 150!?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead!. I just can't take that chance"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway!? If Pro and Con are opposites, does that make Progress and Congress opposites!? If you get olive oil from squeezing olives, how do you get baby oil!? Why is it that when in a ship, it's called Cargo, but in a car it's called Shipment!?Www@QuestionHome@Com If shampoo comes in all different colours, why is it that the foam is always white! Why is there a light in the fridge and not the freezer!? If you fail to plan, you plan to fail!.!.!.!.but either way you're still planning! LOL!!!!!!! HAHAHHAAHAHAA sooo funny!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com I have a friend who is a porn-again Christian!. He likes to watch porn again and again and again!. But he only likes to watch Christian pornography!. He especially likes to watch videos of Catholic priests having sex with children!. Harleigh Kyson Jr!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Many religious people are against a woman's right to abortion claiming that it's murder and that life is precious, but with 100 million victims of religious killing, these same people look the other way!.Www@QuestionHome@Com a monkeys a s s threw a looking glass is a hell of a sight to see! but a mans as s and a whiskey glass made a monkeys as s outa me!Www@QuestionHome@Com "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend!. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read!." - Groucho MarxWww@QuestionHome@Com our vicar is kind, but eats more than he should I suppose you could call him a 'fat lot of good!'Www@QuestionHome@Com when life gives you lemons!.!.!.make apple juice, then explain to the world how you did it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I you put your left sock and shoe on first then your right one is left hahaWww@QuestionHome@Com a blind man went to build a shed so he picked up his hammer and saw!.Www@QuestionHome@Com |