What is the meaning of life? Funniest answer gets best answer! Nothing dirty :)?

Question: What is the meaning of life!? Funniest answer gets best answer! Nothing dirty :)!?

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The meaning of life is to game all day in your mom's basement, weigh 300 lbs and you're in sweaty plastic stormtrooper armor!. (You must be a virgin) You're obviously alone and you think you're cool so you scream whats up my ****** all day to other anonymous people online!. There's the classic orange stained controller from cheese chips!. And you have dreams of "pwning dem n00bs" which give you hot flashes!. That is the meaning of life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The meaning of life is !.!.!.!.42 No, sorry that's not it, someone else said that (:)

The meaning of life is; Finding beauty in small things
(That was in a fortune cookie) No, sorry that's not it,

My dog thinks its chewing on a chew lotta bone at the moment!.
My cats think its cat treats and sitting outside in the sun!.

My husband thinks its playing music!.

I think life is what you make it, you decide then you set out to fulfill that decision, for me it is to be happy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Imagine waking up!.!.!.!.and it's the FIRST DAY of Army basic training!!! You fear the yelling assailing your ears from the loudmouth Drill Sergeant!.!.!.and you fumble through the routine you're guided into!.

And throughout the day, you continue to fumble about---but you forge on, because you're not alone!. Oh!.!.!.!.some get it right while others don't!.!.!.!.!.!.but still you go on and on!.!.!.!.

And eventually, over time, the routine gets down pat!.!.!.!.or does it!?!?!? Ah, it changes w/ growing challenges--and it's up to you and your wits to stay atop the game!.

And at that pivotal point, at the end of the obstacle course!.!.!.!.!.you're either going on to better things!.!.!.!.!.or you might find yourself going back!.!.!.!.!.and peeling TONS of potatoes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

meaning of life is how to be funny just to be chosen as best answer even if you act stupid trying to look as if you are a clown making others happy where in fact you are not, and the ironic part is noone is getting happy and your just making as a worst!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You know how in the middle of night it feels all hot, and your pillow feels too warm so you flip it over to lay on the fresh side of it, and you lay your warm head onto the fresh cool pillow!? That ! That is the meaning of life !Www@QuestionHome@Com

I was clipping nostril hairs thinking about the meaning of life, when a warm loud fart emanated from my dog!. The bubbling sound sent me scurrying out the door and!.!.!.

What was the question!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

The meaning of life is to figure out what the meaning of life is!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

~The illusive meaning of life it to learn how to skate o'er the ice and not fall throughWww@QuestionHome@Com

MEANing of life is to be MEAN!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The meaning of life is to be clean O_o!?Www@QuestionHome@Com