Does god masturbate?

Question: Does god masturbate!?

I'm curious to know if God masturbates, I know he has a really stressful occupation and i think it would help him to not be such a dick if he would just rub one out every once in a while, you know get a little of the old Jahovah's Genesis Juice out in the open!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I suppose He does it often, He has the entire earth under His gaze so thats like having countless sex tapes! And something to suit every perversion!
That's the life!
I think He's a dick in spite of it, maybe he likes violence, crime and depression too!.!.!. and hence has things turn out for maximum viewing pleasure!Www@QuestionHome@Com

you used the word god so yes what ever god you make you can have him or her do what ever you want for these gods are made in your image not the other way around got anymore I can help you with just let me know and your probing mind will be given enough of a work out any rubutle from the rest of you your answers are poorly thought out a lack of thinking come you guys do better next time!. and ask harder questionsWww@QuestionHome@Com

According to the Christian faith, he impregnates women without their consent, and out of wedlock!.

Not only did he leave her to raise the kid, but he couldnt even give her the pleasures of intercourse in a one-night-stand!.

Moreover, Mary took pride in the fact that she was raped by "the man"!.!.!. and an entire religion was formed around praising him for fathering this kid!. In fact, the way the kid was fathered ended up being glamorized!.

And this is the spiritual role model in our society!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If we assume fo rthe sake of argument that god exists:

God is considered to be just one!. there is no significant other of god nor children!. So, god probably doesn't have what it takes to masturbate!. It is neither male nor female!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Did he not create people himself, to worship him!? Religious worship is God jerking off, people are his masturbatory toys!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

That is a religious question!. Need to take it to the religion forum!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

What kind of sick question is this!? I myself is not a theist but this question is distasteful!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

your discusting!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I suppose if he wants to , he can!. It's his perrogative!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oooooh, so is THAT what rain really is!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

i wonder what god thinks of this question!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

im sure your mom is real proud of how well you turned out isnt she!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

What would Jesus do!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com