What do you do when German Nihilists want to cut your johnson off?

Question:Get Walter on to them.
No one messes with Walter

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Get Walter on to them.
No one messes with Walter

run?

Let them know they have the wrong Lebowski and if that doesn't work assault them in a bowling alley parking lot.

Call in the Mosquito Squadron.

don't have a heart attack

Wake up. You're having a nightmare.

You have a strange problem on your hands...

Get away from the ugly creatures and run to a safe haven. Preferably one with an iron-clad jockstrap in stock.

claim you have a mangina and that you're currently undergoing menstruation. i'm sure they'll beleive you.
best of luck with those german nihilists.