If Jesus was alive today (on Earth), where do you think he would live? What kind

Question:Please add any additional details you can think of that would be interesting in the life of a "modern" Jesus. This is supposed to be FUN so: No negativity, please!!

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jesus wouldn't live in one place . . . he'd travel everywhere, and he wouldn't drive a car, he would ride a sweet *** bicycle.
-he would chill with the commoners
-he'd be down to earth, and cool to hang out with.

Hollywood.
Hummer.

England
mini cooper

Yes he'd travel the world. The volkswagon (sp?) comes immediately to mind...probably because it's German for peoples(folks) wagon.

He would live in Las Vegas and drive a Honda.

Why a Honda?

Because in the bible it says that there were 12 disciples, and they were all in one accord.

If jesus was alive today;

he would be in guatanamo bay
or maybe a regular on Jerry Springer

he would take the bus

I think that Jesus would live in Hawaii and drive a Jeep Wrangler. Hawaii is like paradise. Jeeps are earthy :)

He would be living in a cave in Afghanistan and would drive a CAMEL very carefully.

I'd think that he'd would be somewhere in Europe looking for his corp. He'd be very hairy and have long hair. He'd look kind of like Tom Hanks from Cast Away. He doesn't drive any cars. He is a civil rights. He's fighting for others for their independent. He loves animals especially dogs, because he thoughts that they're cute. He loves to eat hamburger, and give his dog a little piece of it. He is a very intelligence man, and helping us stop the global warming. His favorite band is U2, but his favorite song is "One Of Us." U2 is helping out with the environment, because Jesus secretly told him in his dream. He will not ever reveal himself to the public. People know him as Jesus, pronounce in Spanish way. He will save humanity, and teaches us to loves each others. After his job is done, he'll go back to do what he do best.

I think Jesus would be a traveller, possibly in a modern caravan, most of his followers would be those disillusioned with wealth and modern government and certainly with modern court hearings. He would show people how to barter and be more altruistic. He certainly would make use of the
computer/ie u-tube to spread his message all over the world.
He would call meetings via the internet and instead of plagues
send computer worms/virus.

He'd unfortunately be assigned to a mental ward as a paranoid shizophrenic with delusions of grandeur. Nothing he could say or do would suffice to release him. Any review board would recommend abundant sedation for him to provide relief for the staff.
Car? What car?

Basically the same answer I gave to the Budda question