Say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time?

Question:The End is Near!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: The End is Near!

your hair is a lovely colour but the cut makes your head look fat :P

Good morning

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Your real dad is George W. Bush

i'm a little amazed to hear your going to be on jerry springer next week with your crack head brother but after he slaps you for telling america that he hustles gay men for his drug money the crowd cheers for you and jerry throws your brother off the stage... i saw the previews...

Hello I am Rev W.E Crackpot from the Religious Society of Crackpots
http://religioussocietyofcrackpots.blogs...

Now the said part every one follows each other not questioning any thing at all giveing money when ask following the rules with out questioning
no real understanding no careing

be grateful for today because you don't know what tomorrow will bring

I am your husband, I come home one night, look at you lovingly and say:
"You are so much better in bed than your sister..."

(Of course I dont live much longer after that comment ;) )

love is sweet sufering

The Cup Is Half-Full But Half-Empty