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Question:I'd take out as many of you as possible and go out in a blaze of glory, because there's no way I can live an entire life time in a sausage fest.


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I'd take out as many of you as possible and go out in a blaze of glory, because there's no way I can live an entire life time in a sausage fest.

pussy puffer, left hand and a vision of an ugly girl so in time I can get horny looking at a female chimp.

Leave the toilet seat up, fart whenever I felt like it, rearrange the boys without feeling at all guilty, and stop changing my socks.

kill myself

Really, and Polythene Pam is never a substitute for a real woman.

Forget the sausage fest, I could not stand around in an entire city of beer-drinking, belching, crotch-scratching couch potatoes

Considering that we would then not have Hillary for President, I'm liking it already.

I've been practicing for the day you mention for about 5 years now, since I became a 48-State truck driver. The only females in my reality are either fat, lesbian, or crazy. So how would your proposed reality be any different except about 80% of the songs on radio would have to be replaced with new material.

I believe the world would be in endless wars, the rich taking advantage of the stupid poor, power trips and games everywhere. So how would it be any different?

America has been on the road you speak of for about 40 years now. Feminism has made females "testy", so we're almost there.

Live my life. There are plenty of men in history who lived all their lives without a woman who did just fine.

porn, jacking off, and not giving a **** about grabbing/scratching my balls and @ss whenever i want.

Hell I've spent extended periods of time in my life as though there WERE no more girls on the planet - I imagine I'd do what I did then! Oh, and keep an eye out for you of course.

I would then feel most frightened