What is the ultimate excuse, need excuses for just about anything?

Question:How to get yourself out of jams and messes anything?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: How to get yourself out of jams and messes anything?

The best excuse for falling asleep in class:

"I wasn't sleeping, I was praying."

It wasn't me and I don't know.

i was outside i never knew anything happened.
if i done something i will tell you.

no answer. just keep them guessing

Claim you were temporarily mentally unwell then cry.

Immediately admit your mistake. The argument stops right there. Say you are sorry and that you did what you knew how to do and now that you know better you will do better. Who is going to hassle you after that?

Well, the ultimate historical excuse is........."My dog ate my homework." But overall, I have no idea what would be the ultimate excuse.

biggest excuse is luck.........this four letter word helps one to escape from anything and everything..........

i didn't want to and you can't make me.

This is FATE ^-^
There is nothing you and I could do about it ^-^