What is the oldest trick in the book?

Question:what REALLY IS the oldest trick in the book?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: what REALLY IS the oldest trick in the book?

Controlling others through their vanity.

Never get involved in a land war in asia.

The second oldest is never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line.

prostitution!

masturbation

the banana knock knock joke

great question there are so many but i can't think of them cause i'm too old too use them

ur mom is the oldest trick in the book.

I will gladly pay you Thursday, for a Hamburger today.

"Self-Realization"

farting in your friends pillow before he goes to sleep and stuffin raw manure in the pillowcase !!

lying

Inviting doubt as to God's Truth.

"The Path of the Higher Self," Mark Prophet,
"Men in White Apparel," Ann Ree Colton,
"The Reincarnation of Edgar Cayce?", Free and Wilcock, http://www.divinecosmos.com

How about something for nothing?

Decption.

Good answer claw.