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Question: Comedic monologue suggestions!?
I need a cute and funny monologue appropriate for a 15 year old girl!. And it HAS to be comical but i dont really want it to come across as a rude funny!.!. hah kinda confusing but any suggestions help! thanks:)Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Hey everyone! I'm really glad to be here at (pretend to look on wrist for cheat notes)!.!.!.!.!.(say the name of the place)!. I know, most of you are thinking I am a little young to be doing this, but ya gotta start sometime!. I'm only 15!. This is a tough age to be, especially nowadays!. We have to worry about styles, peer pressure, making the right decisions, staying focused!.!.!.!.!.!.when the Riddalin's going to wear off!.!.!.!.!.No, it's great stuff!.!.!.really! I passed 2 classes and don't even remember taking them!.

15 years old!.!.!.now I have to worry about boys, and dating and all kinds of stuff!. Life was easier when they were the ENEMY! I just recently acquired my first boyfriend!. He's OK!. He only has two faults!.!.!.!.!.everything he says, and everything he does!. And, he's not the best listener in the world!. One day while he was walking me to class, I asked him if he would still love me if I was old, and fat, and he said "Of course I do, Honey!." He plays football!. I think he's the 1st String Drawback, or something like that!. He's sweet, but he's not the brightest penny in the jar!. The other day we were walking past a Baskin-Robbins, and I asked him "How's Ice Cream sound!?" And he said "Iiiiiiiicccce-Cccrrreeeeemmmmmme!."

He's still an improvemnet over my younger brother!. He's 14!. He thinks we are related to the family next-door because their dog is our dog's brother!. When he was 10, we were visiting at the house of one of my Dads friends, who likes to hunt!. My brother saw a Moose Head on the wall, so he went into the other room to see the rest of it!. The other day, he was writing something!. I asked him what he was writing!. He said "I'm writing a letter to my girlfriend in math class!." I asked him why he was writng so slow, and he said" Because she can't read very fast!." One day, a Lady Jehovahs Witness came to the door and he answered it!. "Where is your mother, little one!?", she asked!. He said "She aint home"!. The lady said,"Now, now!.!.!.where is your grammer!?", and he said "She's in the kitchen baking cookies!. You want me to get her!?"

My older brother!.!.!.now there is a man for all seasons!. He is in college!. He plays football, too!. He's a Freshman in his 3rd year at Texas A & M!. He tried out for the Olympic Water Polo Team this year!. He'd of made it too,!.!.!.if his horse hadn't drowned!. He is a Biology Major!. Not too long ago, he was going into the Bio Lab, and he saw a Professor staring really hard at a goldfish tank!. It had a beautiful, big Goldfish in it!. My brother asked the Professor what he was doing, and he told him he was trying to make contact with the Goldfish by mental telepathy!. He told my brother, " (fake foreign accent will work good here) If my mind is stronger than theirs, I can control their thoughts!. How about you try it!" My brother has always been very confident, so he began staring at the fish bowl!. After a few minutes, his eyes started bugging and his mouth made a little 'o' shapes like he's pushing water through his gills!.!.!.!.!.!.We keep a spare tank in the back for him when he visits, now!.!.!.!.!.!.

You've all been great! Thanks for having me, here!. Goodnight everyone!



Was this sort of what you had in mind!? Remember, humor is 80% timing and delivery!. Have her practice in front of a mirror!. If it makes her laugh, it will probably make an audience laugh!.


Good Luck


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