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Question: Can you describe how one can have sex involving the ear!?
I saw this on TV, which sort of left it to the imagination!. Most creative wins!. Yes, humor counts too!.

I put this category under "performing arts" because I didn't know exactly which category this would fit into!. And hey, this can be considered "performing arts"!. I figure it would involve some amount of artistic thought and performance!. lolWww@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
It's like shooting targets!. The girls gotta point her ear toward the guy, and the guys gotta try and shoot his load in the ear!. 25 points if you hit the ear lobe, 50 points if you get it in the ear, 100 points if it makes its way to the ear drum!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

to have sex with the ear, like meg did in family guy, is a very painful process!. you will not have fun, but u will stay abstinate!. you must warm the penis up un the sink with warm water, the airdry it outside
this wil give it a smoother texture!. then you must lubricate the penis (not a condom because that just feels weird for the girl)!. once you have done that, you must pull open the girls ear a little bit and stick something in it!. keep largening the things you put in it until ur penis can fit!. now you are ready to have earsex!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hey, some girls have big enough ears!. ;) j/kWww@QuestionHome@Com

Whispering naughty nothings into one or both earsWww@QuestionHome@Com

OMG you saw family guy, WOW Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well if the guy was 4 years old!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com