I need a funny monologue and duet scene please? will give 10 points best answer!

Question:I have to perform a monologue and duet scene among other things at this school festival thingy we have...
I am an 18 year old female lol and im looking for something like the one about how her mom dresses like a slut to a PTA meeting or the tinkerbrll died one.... I also need a funny duet scene for a guy and a girl.... please help! will give 10 points best answer!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I have to perform a monologue and duet scene among other things at this school festival thingy we have...
I am an 18 year old female lol and im looking for something like the one about how her mom dresses like a slut to a PTA meeting or the tinkerbrll died one.... I also need a funny duet scene for a guy and a girl.... please help! will give 10 points best answer!

do the classic "whos on first?" look it up.

go to youtube and look them up there are hundreds of them hope i helped

Well my folks went to a banking convention and the leader announced that the names of three men would be pulled from a hat that contained the names of all of the men. In reality, it contained only three names.

My father was selected along with two other strange men and they had to don grass skirts and hula on stage in front of the entire audience. My father who is very reserved decided to hula over to the other terrified men and tickle their underarms.

My parents got a free weekend back at the resort because the manager laughed so hard.

It isn't exactly a singing duet, but perhaps a dancing duet would be funny. You could put in the names of five really strange guys and hopefully, one would come forward.