Who knew that there are no ventriloquist dummies left in the nation?

Question:The ones that they are selling from their houses do not count. I just got the last one in all of the nation!!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: The ones that they are selling from their houses do not count. I just got the last one in all of the nation!!

President George Bush always needs a new hand in his back to make his lips move up and down. --IC

That's news to me !!!!!!!!

I'm sure there are a few hanging about the white house that you can have, if not now, wait for the next election.

I have two first thoughts about your question.

My first first thought is that I can't believe that no-one is willing to sell them any more or at least hold them in stock.

My second first thought is that ventriloquist dummies scare me with their eyes and spinning heads!