Who would win a farting contest between Philomena McCann and Jabba the Hut?

Question:Any volunteers to be the judge?
Would the air become discoloured?
Extra points for deep baritone?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Any volunteers to be the judge?
Would the air become discoloured?
Extra points for deep baritone?

ALL trouser coughs should be judged on three criteria, VOLUME, TEXTURE, & VINTAGE! as for who would win i reckon Jabba would take the title!

Do you really think that this belongs in the performing arts category....? You may consider this an art form...but I don't !!!

I think you might be looking for performing ar*e.

I couldn't say,but I bet Fat Philomena is doing some farting now, her life of luxury, due to bleeding the find Maddie fund is coming to an end, Kate+Gerry brought to justice = no more easy living !

I don`t know jabba`s only got one hole sh**E comes out of.