What would you say in a three minute play?

Question:

What would you say in a three minute play?

The rules are simple:
* Plays should be 3 minutes or less.
* No characters.
* No fourth wall.
* We are on a stage. We know this. We're not in Victorian England or in a diner in 1969.
* Each play contains up to six ensemble members.
* We have light and sound capabilities.
* Rules can all be bent and broken.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Is this a trick question? If I can bend and break all the rules, I'd write myself a full three act rock opera. But, if you want me to stick with the guidelines you set, I'd tell you to have your "extras" make fun of the "stars" of the show.