Can somebody tell me how to play Tool's Vicarious?

Question:

Can somebody tell me how to play Tool's Vicarious?

I can't play Tool's Vicarious on the guitar. I found the tab to it online, but it sounds like nothing even close. I think it's my timing. Can somebody take a look at this tab and tell me if it sounds right to them? http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/t/to... That's the link. Hope it works. I am a beginner, but I practiced it till I got fast with it and it still sounds like nothing.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Press play.

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If you really wanna play it, go to Guitar Center and buy a Tool tab-book.

The tab sites don't work. Not perfectly anyway.