I want to create an orchestra with all squirrel musicians. Help?

Question:

I want to create an orchestra with all squirrel musicians. Help?

How can I train them to play the various string, brass, woodwind and percussion instruments? My goal is to to perform "Le Sacre du Printemps" by May with all squirrel musicians and dancers.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: you would have to be either insane or a genius to accomplish this task. good luck with that horendous idea