Im looking for a monologue called "the mascot" but i cant find it anyw

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Im looking for a monologue called "the mascot" but i cant find it anywhere...?

its a funny monologue about a girl who has to be the sewer rat mascot at her school and she gets made fun of and the football team dumps gatorade on her and she gets locked in a dog kennel...ive looked everywhere online, does anyone know which one im talking about? Please post it if you do!!!!!!

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The School Mascot
by:Amanda hour 4
Most people would think being that goof who dresses up as the school mascot would be fun. Most schools have mascots like Tigers, Vikings, Bears, Knights, Lions, ect. I wanted to get involved with that thing that they so strangly titled: school spirit. I tried out, since last years mascot had moved to another school, in Vienna. I was a freshman, and like one I was determined to get the part. I tried and the coach was saying " Are you sure, don't you know??" I know all the details I told him. I figured it was because I was a girl that he was so hesitant. How was I to know my school's mascot was a giant sewer rat? After all I hadn't been to any pep assemblies yet.
I get beat-up on a daily basis: First, cause I am the regect mascot, Second, because I'm also president of the chess club, and third because I'm fifteen and still wear a training bra. If I was head chearleader I would receive respect from my peers, even though sometimes some of the most pepy cheerleaders have an I.Q. of fifty-seven. My friends were supposed to keep my identity as the despised mascot a secret, but instead they told the whole school.
I guess the reason I haven't qiut yet is because of the intimate relationship I hold with the guys varsity football team. After the homecoming game the fullback and the quarterback both gave me a present, a barrel of blue gatorade over my head. One time the opposing school tried to kidnap me, while in costume, as a practical joke. The police finnaly found me, locked in an extra large dog carrier on the side of the highway.
I guess I really should spend more energy on the chess club. I win more matches than the two other members. By day I'm your typical nerd, but by night I'm a gaint Sewer rat. Next year I'm moving to Vienna, for the same reason last year's mascot did, a chance to change my identity. A word of advice to any freshmen of next year, school spirit is actually something you'll find in creepy ghost stories. Listen to me, or you may find your self, parading around as a giant sewer rat