What the hell can i do for a talent show?????????????

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What the hell can i do for a talent show?????????????

HELP!!! i have a talent show in 8 days and I have no clue at all what to do...I don't wanna sing/dance or do magic tricks...i have to preform on my own so anything interesting that i could do...and could you be kind of detailed in your answer not just something like 'act'

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: lip sync to a song. Dance and act funny while doing so. Hey it'll get some laughs. And would be fun.