What are the different uses of a fork? ?

Question: What are the different uses of a fork!? !?

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weeding the garden or turning over soil as well as harvesting potato's

stabbing people

picking you ears or bum

for bad jokes in movies = watch the muppet movie!.

robbing banks

hold a door open or closed

shoe horn

kinky sex toy
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You can use a fok to start a relationship, to build self esteem or simply for pleasure!. Oh, and to make a baby!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Scratching your back!. I (live alone) have forks placed at strategic places around the house---my favorite tv watching chair, at the computer and in my bed!. Ever get an itchy back in bed!?!?!?!? No wonder I live alone!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The only unintended thing I have used a fork for is taking out knots from my shoe laces!.

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personally I use mine for eating!.!.!.!. What kind of assignment question is that anyway!? Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ariel in the Little Mermaid uses it to comb her hairWww@QuestionHome@Com

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