Who here believes the legend of the wild Billium burning down the White House in

Question: Who here believes the legend of the wild Billium burning down the White House in 1812!?

As the legend goes, Billium was walking towards the White House, started flailing, made a fart noise with his mouth, and the White House lit fire!. Then he blamed it on the British and the War of 1812 started!. I think this is very probable, what do you think!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Without a doubt!. But you've forgotten other important points in history that the wild Billium has effected, such as World War 2!. You see, Hitler at the time was just a normal person, doing his aerobic exercises in his basement, where he has a tendency to stick his arm out!. Then Billium appeared and after farthing through his mouth, Hitler's house went on fire!. Hitler then decided he would take over the world, using his strange habit of sticking his arm out as his symbol, and hate the Jewish people, seeing as the wild Billium happens to be Jewish himself!. also, Jesus being nailed to a cross was directly Billium's fault, for after Jesus saw the wild Billium and tried to heal him in pity, he was so disgusted by the creature that he grabbed a cross, ran as far as he could, and found some people to nail it to him!. There are other important events, but I'm sure you can figure them out for yourself!. All of history's problems are caused by the wild Billium!.

From the legend of the wild Billium which isn't really a legend, everyone can learn a valuable lesson: that you, the wild Billium in fact, has no friends!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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