Today, I was reading some answers on a question!.!.!. and someone stated that 9/11 was fake!. Thousands of people died that day, but this person was still convinced that it never even happened!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
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Position:Home>History> What is the dumbest conspiracy theory you've ever heard?Question: What is the dumbest conspiracy theory you've ever heard!? Today, I was reading some answers on a question!.!.!. and someone stated that 9/11 was fake!. Thousands of people died that day, but this person was still convinced that it never even happened!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: The Jews did not suffer in Germany because there was no Holocaust!. Actually it was the Jews that was torturing the poor blond haired deprived Germans!. Those tattoos on the Jews arms and hands that are still alive today (by the grace of God) are really there because they want to be hip!. OTHER CONSPIRACIES TO THINK ABOUT: 1!. We knew the Japanese were going to bomb Pearl Harbor before they did!. I mean come-on President Roosevelt liked the thought of our boys baking inside the Battle Ship Arizona before they died!. The President was looking for a better way to get a good nights sleep!. 2!. America did not land on the Moon!. We payed billions of dollars for the 360 foot Saturn 5 rocket so we could look at it and say wow that is a big rocket!. We kept approx!. 400,000 technicians, scientists and construction contractors quiet, with zero leaks to the public!. The rocks that we thought that came from moon and have proved to be from the moon are really from the Pacific Ocean!. 3!. The Mafia whacked JFK, via the Russian connection, via the Cuban connection!.!.!.!. The man on the grassy knoll was a CIA agent acting on orders from Giancana from Chicago and Marcello from New Orleans, with duplicity from Castro and Kruschev!.!.!.!.true story!. 4!. Aliens landed in Roswell and we transported them to Area 51 to back engineer their technology, where do you think the stealth air craft came from!? Again, we kept it secret by brain washing the thousands of workers who were in on the scam!. 5!. The Moon we see every night is really not there along with the planets, stars as well as the Planet Killing Asteroids!. Those were put there by the evil United States to toy with our minds!. 6!. The fossils of homo eructus, neandertals and 15 other hominids that are extinct were put there by paleotologists, archeologists, and assorted rock hounds to enhance their careers!. Creationism is the only reality!. 7!. America is a conspiracy and is a fake country and none of us Americans really live here!. 8!. I was never born so this response to your question is a fake!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Believing it never happened is certainly the dumbest conspiracy theory I have heard, I hadn't heard that one before!. The second dumbest one is the one where 19 Arabs, armed with box-cutters completely breach the security of the Pentagon, and demolish the Twin Towers, without anyone trying to stop them!. There are many amusing, but dumb things involved in that theory, like demolishing a building with kerosene, or matching the DNA of the terrorists from the rubble-where did they get the original DNA to match it to!? I think that we should all remember the thousands who died, and their relatives, who, mostly don't believe the box-cutting Arabs from caves theory-many of them are in the 911 truth movement!. It is probably best for you to keep believing the official story, as there is nothing anyone can do about it, and it is a painful belief to have, that it simply isn't true!.Www@QuestionHome@Com The one you heard was pretty dumb--and most of the conspiracy theories I've heard about 9/11 don't deny that it really happened!. I think those who believe the moon landings were faked are pretty out there, and the holocaust deniers are just nuts!. What these conspiracy freaks forget, every time, is that it is utterly impossible to keep that many people quiet!. Ben Franklin said, "Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead!." I think old Ben was right about that!. OMG, Nicole, I forgot about the Paul McCartney one!. That was rampant back when I was in middle school!. We were all playing their albums backwards, listening for clues!. LOL!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I love conspiracy theories!.!.!.they can be pretty entertaining and creative!. The Moon landing hoax is one of my favourites for pure silliness; the Face on Mars is another one that people have given way too much thought to, even after we have higher-resolution images now!.!.!. Hmm!.!.!.how about the recent flap about the supposed "Amero" shared currency between the US, Canada and Mexico!? Pretty stupid!.!.!.check that one out if you haven't heard about it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com The dumbest one I know of is the one documented in the 9/11 cOmmission Report!. Hog above has it covered well!. The 9/11 investigation was a whitewash!. The objective was to protect the non-Arab criminals guility of complicity!. Read about it!. http://911research!.wtc7!.net/post911/comm!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com That the Japanese never started WWII or killed Koreans and tortured!. In fact, the atomic bombs never took place and Japanese were peaceful people who were "attempting" to help unify the Asian countries!. This was published in children's textbook so the horrific memories of WWII would be forgotten!. Eventually, foreign officials found out and forced educators to publish true facts!.Www@QuestionHome@Com How about the one concerning KFC!? Supposedly, the chicken chain is owned by the KKK and the chicken contains a substance that makes black men impotent!? Other enduring conspiracies: A plot to kill Princess Diana The assassination of JFK plotted by Cubans/Russians/CIA/Mafia There are (or there were) aliens in Area 51Www@QuestionHome@Com Maybe they meant that 9/11 was actually the fault of the Bush admin!. The stupidest consiracy theory I've ever heard is David Icke's theory that the leading classes like W!. Bush and even the British royal family are lizards!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Without a doubt the stupidest conspiracy theory is that the Holocaust never happened and the Allied forces lied about the gas chambers and the amount of fatalities!.Www@QuestionHome@Com That bush didn't tamper with the votes and was actually elected twice, fairly!. also, I would bet large sums of money that it was Bush that planned 9/11, so he could have some excuse to bomb iraq and steal their oil!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Global WarmingWww@QuestionHome@Com The one about thousands of scientists lying about evolution and the big bang!.Www@QuestionHome@Com It's a toss up between claims of a US missile hitting the Pentagon and the Astronauts we actually in Nevada or Utah, not on the Moon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com besides the Holocaust never happening that the Free and Accepted Masonic Fraternity is a part of the One World Order!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I heard one that Paul McCartney is dead and they ve replaced with a lookalikeWww@QuestionHome@Com the manson murders were a conspiricy to destroy the hippie movement!Www@QuestionHome@Com well i thought that it was staged and the US made 9/11 happen!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com |