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Dating their own??

Isn't it possible that when we are dating, we are actually dating our 8th cousin 5th removed? or something? since there is like a big a chance of dating one of your own ancestors? how do i prevent that? Is still like a dna test that will test that is like xth cousin and xth removed? I don't want to date my own current descendants.


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: You can't DATE your own current descendants!! Your descendants are your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, etc and if your are dating any of them, then you are a sicko!! Here's a poem of a guy with real problems!

I Am My Own Grandpa

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown up daughter
With flowing hair of red,
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.



To complicate the matters worse
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.



My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter,
Who of course was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandson
For he was my daughter's son.



My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife,
She's now my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

Ray Stevens