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Position:Home>Dancing> I need ballet / ballerina jokes badly!!!?Question: I need ballet / ballerina jokes badly!!!!? Right!.!.!. So I know this girl who loves to do ballet, which is cool, but I need some good jokes about ballet so that I can tease her!. So far I haven't found a lot of good ones, and I was hoping that you guys, and girls, could help me out!. The joke(s) that makes me laugh the most wins!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: ballet IS cool and it's tough too so ballet dancers should not be teased!. (if you think ballet is a breeze you should try it out yourself and i can assure you that once you get to the higher grades you can get very stressed cos the steps are very hard and long and hard to remember) if you really want to, i guess some playful teasing would be fine but stop if she doesn't like it!. personally i don't think the want to tease someone makes you NEED jokes BADLY!. some VERY lame jokes: Q:What is a pigs favourite ballet!? A:Swine Lake! Q:What is a dancer's number one priority!? A:To always get right to the pointe!Www@QuestionHome@Com rudolph nuriyev, once performed on stage with a contortionist, both were in the middle of their performances, when the slippery stage caused nuriyev to slip in a spin colliding with the contortionist, both falling off the stage, into the orchestra pit!. the company wasn't sure they had enough insurance for either of them!. everything turned out alright, the contortionist ended up a little ahead of his behind, and nuriyev wound up with a lump sum for his endowment!.Www@QuestionHome@Com im a dancer ballet is one of the dancing i do, and i luv it so much, but if someone came up 2 me and told me a joke bout ballet dancers i would be upset, and it feels like people are taking the piss out of dancers!.!.unless u r a dancer u dont no how much work and effort goes in2 it, it may look stupid or easy, but i like to c u do it!.!. even if it is to flirt with someone it reli isnt that funnyWww@QuestionHome@Com Don't be such a goon! You wouldnt like it if you had a passion for something and someone came up and started teasing you about it! I'm a dancer, I love ballet and I know Id be so annoyed if someone did that to me! Dancers work hard for what they love! Grow up! Just read in your profile you're a Christian!. I'm a Christian and from what you've posted it doesn't sound like anything Jesus would do to me and Im sure He wouldn't be very happy with you for doing it either!Www@QuestionHome@Com it's not very nice to tease ballerinas!. they have enough pressures put on them by other things and don't need more harassment!.Www@QuestionHome@Com uhhhhh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I dunno!. Wierd Question!Www@QuestionHome@Com |