Would you consider volunteering to provide extra security at a barn dance tonigh

Question: Would you consider volunteering to provide extra security at a barn dance tonight!? !?

It seems there may be a small chance that some patrons my show up!.!.!.!.!.well, harrumph, uh, inappropriately attired!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I've spent so much on lingerie I can't afford any clothes and I only strip after midnight and some Tequila!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yesh , available if required ; )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well I used to be a K9 Security Guard so why not!? My dog Taz and I
would love to help you out!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sorry, but I intend to have some fun tonight!. I'm takin' off the weekend!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Who on earth are do you mean!?!!? They should be ashamed of themselves!Www@QuestionHome@Com

No way, Jose', this ol' gal ain't working tonight!.!.!.!.!.
I want to be the one you need security from!

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Idk, cause I thought I was invited!. Oh well, I'll do anything for you hun :DWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'm hitching a ride with ma!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

yeah !.!.so whats the catchWww@QuestionHome@Com