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Question: I need Help With My Splits!?
I had a pretty good split last year, but it kinda went away over the summer!. (I know I shoulda stretched more, but I didn't) so do you have any other stretches I can do, or any advice on how I can get better again!! THANKS SO MUCH!!Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
SCREW SPLITS!!!!

I think it is FREAKISHLY inhumane to stretch your legs like that, and just cuz mister adam can do it and ENJOYS sitting on my legs and watching me SCREAM is not the reason y!. let's all just hope for SOMEONE in this crazy world who doesnt think we all have to be able to put our feet behind our heads to be normal needs to HEAR MY PLEA!!!!!

so: my advice!? well, idk, but here's what i m going to do!.!.!.i will march rite (well not literally) into dance next week (yeah, today i decided to sleep!!) and sit down, look him straight in the eye and say

"I can't do my split!. I'm grounded!!!"

HAHAHA-he'll get a kick outa that one!!!

attention people of the world who just CANNNOOOTTT do a split: i feel ur pain!!!! if u dont believe me just ask the asker, she KNOWS!!!!

and if this answer made u laugh plez vote me as best answerer cuz i need the points to do my homework!.!.!.!.!.!.!. :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

What the last person meant about the shower/bath thing was that you're muscles stretch better when they are warm!. So you don't have to shower before every dance class, rehersals & performances, just so you can land your splits!. You can jump around, go for a jog, just something to warm you up!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I really cant help you with this question, i just enjoy answering, so I think i might take this question as an oppertunity to babble about nothing!. But what should I babble about!? I dont know!. And I'm really tired, so im probably just babbling just cuz im talking!. and im typing really bad!. and do you remember in 1st grade when ms delovo told us not to start a sentence with and!? well i dont think thats true!. you can start any perfectly good sentence with and!. And, i think that they later told us we were allowed to, which contradicted itself, so they really need to get their curriculum straightened out over there!. haha i just used and to start that sentence!. hahahah!. ok im done babbling now i think i have babbled sufficiently without even meaning to!. you know what annoys me!? i keep spelling without like withought!. its quite frustrating cuz i keep on haveing to backspace everytime i say withought!. i messed up 2ce int hat sentence, i jsut dont wanna fix it!. oh yea and about your question!.!.!.i dont know!. =]Www@QuestionHome@Com

umm well you can really only strech, its best to do it after a shower or bath because your mussels are loose then!. just work at it and stay condiant!!! you'll get back into it!Www@QuestionHome@Com