How can I become a pole dancer? I heard they get paid 500 quid a night, thats 20

Question:what are the hours?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: what are the hours?

i wouldnt bother if i was you but im not just stay on your benefits and do nothing

I wouldn't if I were you, you'd bend the poles.

Just go for it Crispy!! You can do anything you put your mind to. Can I have free tickets?

Good luck!

Where you been btw?

Pick your own hours and buy a pole.

Wouldnt you bend the poles?
and who would pay to see you pole dance ? no offence but you would have to be retarded!

Well, you definately need the exercise.

go to Poland n take dance lessons

get a life

Go boy go enjoy your self

Mate, with a figure like yours you'd make a killing!

you are so funny crispy, is this so you can make all the women watchin ye have organisms!!

They'd have to rename it RSJ dancing :-)

Well Crispy, looks like we would need scaffolding never mind a pole !! lol

By the way your lucky to get that much in benefits!! We can tell who ate the pies!!

well there is enough of them in this country now, so they shouldn't be hard to find.

As to how much you would get paid, I imagine that is all down to what you offer them.

Just go 'shake your thang'.

Could be true!

You would get a tip from me! :)

Yes m8. It would be really good. Don't take this offensively but you might be a bit ' BIG' for the dancing but you would be a really good commedian or comedy host:P

no one would hire you