Poll: I have a question about pole dancing. Do you know if?

Question:Well it is like this I can't afford a Pole to practice my pole dancing so I was wondering if you had any ideas what I could practice on? I have a flag pole outside my house. Do you think I use that without the neighbors calling the police?
Love, honey

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Well it is like this I can't afford a Pole to practice my pole dancing so I was wondering if you had any ideas what I could practice on? I have a flag pole outside my house. Do you think I use that without the neighbors calling the police?
Love, honey

Many a pole has come and gone; swinging in the breeze only to be brought down by the forces of nature. Men and women should not swing from unsafe poles; they should be anchored in something solid; something significantly attached. Sometimes world war two cannonballs can have a hole drilled in them to hold a significant pole for you to practice on. some homes have a pole close to their fireplace for guest to practice on. My pole; in my home is perfect for anyone like you to practice on anytime. No charge to you; others pay dearly.----

Depends where you live I would ultimately assume, but really, do you think "pole dancing" is appropraite for any place other than where you are supposed to do that? Kids could be watching, but if that doesn't bother you, then dance your brains out. Practice makes tips as a dancer.

I have a fine pole for practice Honey & it wont fall down like
some of the others.

You, should post questions everyday Honey, you are better than me by miles, i love it, now, back to your question lol, I can borrow you my pole anytime lol, You rule Honey!.

you could take the shower curtain rod down..
Take the dowel out of the closet(after laying all your clothes on the bed carefully)

that's the serious answer...

:)
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use a mop handle! but make sure itst the right way round!

I know I`d pay to see that, maybe the cops would too.

i think you have a problem,

Many Stores That Sell 'Dancer's' Apparel Have 'Practice Facilities' instore...!!

I would love to have you as a neighbor! It's not like she can twirl all the way to the top of a flagpole. I say use a telephone pole. Coffee and cake? I want to be one of your friends!

sure that pole would work, but just make sure to do it at night when it is dark and they cannot see you. or wait i got one better, i got a pole at my house that you can practice on.

I think that they would call the police but then the police would stay for the show:D

USE ANYTHING THAT IS LONG HARD AND STANDS TALL. SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN GRAB ON 2. MAYBE A MOP. A BAR...JUST ANYTHING....TRY THE WALL

hmm flag pole hmm nope but maybe a small staff will do the trick

yes you can.. no one cares nowadays.
best thing.. if you go to north pole & do it is more exciting.