If it were possible to do so...do you think they'd put a Starbuck's in HELL...?

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If it were possible to do so...do you think they'd put a Starbuck's in HELL...?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Actually, Starbuck's FIRST store opened in 1939, on the shoreline of the river Styx near Hellsgate. The opening ceremony was attended by The Dark Lord himself and originally only employees of Hell were allowed to patronize the shop...Until they realized that the Damned would be more alert and suffer more efficiently if they had access to coffee, of course the Styx location only serves "Civet" peaberry coffee, so naturally it cost about $375.99 a cup...

Now, thanks to the minimum wage of Hell being raised to .00314 cents per hour, there are aproximately 900,000 Starbuck's locations in Hell, be sure to visit for your free 12 oz. coffee every first thursday of the month!