How about a little drinking song ...?

Question:

How about a little drinking song ...?

Drinking Song

Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Choke on the beer, gag on the wine.
Room starts to spin, need a drink to stop it.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.

Stammer, Staggger.
Ol' gal won't dance with a drunk.
She don' wanna go, maybe I'll drag her.

Wobble and Weave.
Gotta get a drink for the road,
One more 'fore I leave.

Mumble and Stumble.
Feet don't work like they should,
Trip and fall, then I crumble.

Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.
Need a 'lil nip in the grave
When they finally get it dug.
Chug-a-Lug, Chug-a-Lug.

Copyright ⩠June 2007

No, I don't drink (at least nothing alcoholic)

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Good lyrics but the music left a lot to be desired!