Guess who I ran into? You guessed it, Kirstie and Valerie Bertinelli.?

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Guess who I ran into? You guessed it, Kirstie and Valerie Bertinelli.?

Yesterday I ran into Valerie and Kirstie,
they were guzzling beer and must have been thirsty.

Soon after that they were slamming jello shots,
they weren't just sipping they were drinking lots.

I exclaimed, "Kirstie and Valerie what about your diet?"
Kirstie said, "Shhhh, please, you must keep this quiet!"

Their friggin table was filled with all kinds of food.
"If this gets to the press we're really gonna be screwed!"

Valerie said, "don't just stand there and watch us while we cheat,
won't you please grab a chair and pull up a seat?"

I asked, "what about all your fans, you both they so trusted?"
About that time, in walked Jenny Craig, they both were busted.

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1 week ago
Joey, that is hilarious!! Laughing out loud here.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
Joey, that is hilarious!! Laughing out loud here.