I`m shocked and disgusted by the paucity of grievances. I blame the government.?

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I`m shocked and disgusted by the paucity of grievances. I blame the government.?

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I`ve done every permutation of I hate Bill Clinton, Bush, Hillary and Blair.

The Pope and Jesus and strawberry curry had me ranting and tearing out hair.

I had rants on religion, politics and pigeons. Art and poetry make me despair.

I've been outraged by muffins, puffins and fluffins. I`m disgusted by buttocks and bears.

I`m annoyed by sewers by smokers and brewers. I object to lemonade and milk.

I need something to new to rant on about, an abomination of a whole different ilk.

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1 week ago
Tylrdurden: I can`t stip laughig,

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
Tylrdurden: I can`t stip laughig,