Can anyone give me a young female comedic monologue five minutes long?

Question:

Can anyone give me a young female comedic monologue five minutes long?

young female five minute comedic monologues

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: its not yet five minutes long but its like 3
its the best ever!!! so sad
http://members.tripod.com/denmark01/nara...
Mom? is the one that i like