I need help , a funny line for my Harry Potter fanfic Ten points for best anwser

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I need help , a funny line for my Harry Potter fanfic Ten points for best anwser!!!!?

Ok Harry is kiddnaped by moldyworts deathmunchers he escapes and goes to OOTP Headquarters now the people at headquarters are paniky because Harry was kiddnaped and is most likly dying, and that's when Harry shows up in the doorway of headquarters I need a funny line for him to say before he passes out.Lol If you want points " and I now you do" Give me a good anwser.

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1 week ago
P.S. he is bloody,hurt, and yet happy he got away. this fic is not based on humor, more like action and adventure.

1 week ago
P.P.S. Snape is there in the hallway of headquarters with everybody else gaping at harry.Lol
so mabye harrys line should involve snape.no slash PLEASE!!

1 week ago
Mummy have you seen my jumper !!!???? How does that even......forget it. sigh Are you ok disneybronco59 or was it 57???

1 week ago
it was 59 i checked.

1 week ago
LOL Chos3n !

1 week ago
My first anser is funny thank you, but Harry has been gone for about 4 or 5 days in this fic it does not take that long to use the loo !! Lol ,sorry I should have said that when I asked the Quostion.Lol

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
P.S. he is bloody,hurt, and yet happy he got away. this fic is not based on humor, more like action and adventure.