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HAVE you ever wondered what's wrong with me..?

I was largely influenced by bands like GWAR... Feast your eyes while you still have them humans.
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[chorus]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
Whaler could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer

He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster,
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a f****ing failure

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He's so glad he's Vlad

When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad

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1 week ago
life is...incomprehensible

1 week ago
Stoopid Penfoldio... it stands for "Gay Women Aginst Rape"... Not really, it stands for "God What Awfull Racket"


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
life is...incomprehensible