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Time flies by bill cosby?

Is there a free online copy available?


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Not able to find one but I did try. Here's a link to numerous of his best quotes from the same book.

http://workinghumor.com/quotes/timeflies...


I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.
...an observation equivalent to the captain of the Titanic announcing, "We may be stopping near Newfoundland for a while."
When I was fifteen and arrogant - a redundancy, of course - I ...
I wear glasses, primarily so I can look for the things that I keep losing.
Now go outside and bother your mother. That's what mothers are for.
I am just like any typical nuclear physicist. My office may look messy, but I know where every atom is.
"Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it."
I remember my wife's birthday because she announces it well in advance and momentously, the way astronomers announce Halley's Comet.
Instead of writing it (a message) down, I decide to keep it in my head, perhaps because of all the room for it there.
"Did I hear you say that you eat fried egg sandwiches?" my doctor asked me one day when I was in my forties. "With a pickle," I replied. "You'd be better off eating cyanide; it has less cholesterol."
If shedding your arms was what it took to reach the proper weight, these women were ready to go for it.
I am not a physicist, but I'm sure that the theory of the conservation of energy was discovered while watching an eight-year-old pretend to work.
In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.
Never let the younger people know that you think a compact disc is a sturdy spine; and never say to them, "That was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time.
In spite of the profound love I have for my wife, sex at my age has become exhausting, which leaves me yearning for a younger body, or longing for a good nap.
If you put a boyish face on a man of seventy-three who can't bend over, you have a new kind of centaur - and the horse's *** is the man who had the surgery.
What I pray is that all the parts of me do not shut down all at once. What the man of fifty has to avoid is an orchestrated falling-apart.
The average person wonders every day about the weather, but I never think about that. I think instead about when Macy's will be getting artificial hearts.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit; but somebody has to be first.
There is a saying that goes: Youth is a gift of nature; Age is a work of art. Well, I hate to disagree with Confucius or Hallmark, but if age is a work of art, the artist is one who belongs in the subway and not in the Louvre.
Memory has a sugarcoater and we can never remember pain. (If women could remember pain, we would be a nation of single-child families)
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
"I can't change a twenty," a clerk says to me and I think, Who can? They know if all and they have it all.