Who can write a funny poem?

Question:

I will give 10 points to the person who can write the poem that makes me giggle the most.

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1 week ago
The first two sure made me giggle. I think this is going to be a tough decision!

1 week ago
TD ... that wasn't funny. It was sweet, but not funny.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
The first two sure made me giggle. I think this is going to be a tough decision!