If you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed, what would you be?

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If you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed, what would you be?

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1 week ago
I guess this question might be one where the 'huh?' and 'what?' answers might win, but I'd like to hear something creative.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
I guess this question might be one where the 'huh?' and 'what?' answers might win, but I'd like to hear something creative.