Toe me away?

Question:

Toe me away?

Whilst helping El Penfold fix the gate.
The drill it began to rotate.
Sandled footwear to daring.
And thick socks I am wearing.
Realised my foot in wrong place.

I'm only a dwarf.
My toe turned to swarf.
Please somebody toe me away.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: So sad, about your little toe
It's really too bad it had to go.
A call is out to lovely Rita
Standing by a parking meter
To come and tow your toe away

Swarfeled and blended
With toenail and bone
But do not be offended
A new toe can be grown
It's simple to clone
Hip-hip hooray!
Thanks to DNA.

Though you cannot spare
A lock of your hair
From your rapidly balding head
Do not despair, just send to our labs
Your dandruff flakes instead.

Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for delivery of your new toe. Superglue sold seperately.