Battle o' the clans~?

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Battle o' the clans~?

My great grandmother awoke from a nightmare which involved Scottish clansnmen in authentic dress for the turn of the 14th cent fighting to the death upon the north inch of the ancient city of St. Johnstoun. Accounts of the battaille included tellinges of 'ye sightinge of an olde crone by ye banks of tay'whaw disappeared so 'radily' What is going on here?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I thinks ye better stay in Glascow, for if ye mention clan in der USofA, ye mights get bullet in yer headwanker.